Cemocan'dan....

A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife...
Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house.

He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.

His son is in the kitchen and as he?s eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.

Well, last night you came home drunk off your ass, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she's trying to get your pants off you kicked her away and said "get off me lady, I'm married".

Yolun Yarısı!

O o o bir Hatice... Uyuyan arkadaşı su içmek istermi acaba diye yanıbaşına suyunu koyacak kadar..
O o o bir Karakartal, maça girmek için her numarayı çekecek, gazetelere kapak olacak kadar !! :)
O o o bir Okşan, simsiyah sürmeleri, saçları ve kostümüyle Selma Hayek'i kıskandıracak kadar!!
O o o bir Burak, rakıyı sek içip üstüne 10 bira cila çekecek kadar!!!
O o o bir Hafızz, Hollanda milli namaz takımıyla ayinden Taksim'deki arızalarına kadar!!

İyiki doğdun iyiki varsın Gülo!!
Tam ortasındasın hayatın, santradan gol olurmu olur!!
Seni çok seviyoruz!!